Bill's New (and I must say) Brilliant Form of Amusement

I don't know why he took the notion to do this...

Perhaps, in the lazy, restful days of having gotten a "no-cancer" diagnosis, post op, our cowboy has gotten bored with the anxiety-free life. Perhaps those corticosteroids your body squirts out when it meets danger can be addictive. (I totally made up that word corticosteroids.)

SO HERE'S WHAT COWBOY WILLY IS DOING THIS SUMMER TO AMUSE HIMSELF.

He has decided to rent an entire summer's worth of scary movies.

And he has figured out that the best IMAGINABLE way to find good scary movies to rent would be to simply google the phrase, "Hey, what's going on? My cellphone just lost all signal!"

On the theory that literally EVERY scary movie has a line like that in it.

So it led him to this Youtube called "No Signal (and Other Cellular Drama)," which has clips from all the scary movies, which clips show the dialog moment in which the hero loses cellphone signal--which occurs, always, just before doomsday.

Here are some of the lines from the movies:

"We must be in a sunspot or sumthin! There's no signal here!" Jeepers Creepers 2

"Oh, perfect! No signal!" Vacancy

"Wow, I'm fully charged, but there's no signal out here!" Detour

"Any signal?" "...Nope." Fritt Vilt

"Is ANYONE getting a signal out here?" Friday the 13th

"Any signal?" "No, no signal! Ninety-seven percent nationwide coverage and we find ourselves in that three percent!" The Hills Have Eyes


So what Our Cowboy does is write down the names of these movies and order them from Netflix.

It's genius.

And I'd say more about it. But it's kinda hard to type any more of this message to you from under the sofa, where I'm living until all these movies have been mailed back to Netflix.

Catch ya when he comes down with his next Big Idea...

All is Well! (Sunday, August 1)

No news to report! All is well.

Bill feels great, has no symptoms, and is even going to try a golf outing this coming weekend at Jefferson Landing with his friend Jim from 8th grade and Jim's friends from Wake Forest University. I guess if El Cowboyo has an equipment failure, he will just step away and fix it. They would all understand.

I'm wondering now, since this entry says nothing new at all--maybe I should say that I won't update this until October when he has his checkup.

But if, God forbid, anything happened before then, and you didn't check, you wouldn't know about it. But is that over-thinking it? (Me? Overthinking something????) :)

Well, I guess I'll say I won't update until after the October checkup, which is on October 21st. I don't want to burn out your hospitality by making you check on Sundays, and seeing nothing but drivel.

Most of you are friends with us by email anyway.

So, apart from the occasional North Korean Komedy Kapers post, see you on October 21 or 22!

Thank you again for caring ALL THIS TIME!!! Bye for now.

I hug you!

Cowboy Willie and Diamond Lilly

Don't Read This Unless You Think The Stuff That Happens In North Korea is Bizarre And Entertaining But In A Not-Ok Kind of Way, Of Course

by Barney Henderson
Telegraph dot Co dot UK

North Korean football team shamed in six-hour public inquiry over World Cup

North Korea's football team has been shamed in a six-hour public inquisition and the team's coach has been accused of "betraying" the reclusive leader's heir apparent following their failure at the World Cup, according to reports.

The entire squad was forced onto a stage at the People's Palace of Culture and subjected to criticism from Pak Myong-chol, the sports minister, as 400 government officials, students and journalists watched.

The players were subjected to a "grand debate" on July 2 because they failed in their "ideological struggle" to succeed in South Africa, Radio Free Asia and South Korean media reported.

The team's coach, Kim Jong-hun, was reportedly forced to become a builder and has been expelled from the Workers' Party of Korea.

The coach was punished for "betraying" Kim Jong-un - one of Supreme Leader Kim Jong-il's sons and heir apparent.

The country, in its first World Cup since 1966, lost all three group games – including a 7-0 defeat to Portugal.

The broadcast of live games had been banned to avoid national embarrassment, but after the spirited 2-1 defeat to Brazil, state television made the Portugal game its first live sports broadcast ever.

Following ideological criticism, the players were then allegedly forced to blame the coach for their defeats.

Only two players avoided the inquisition - Japanese-born Jong Tae-se and An Yong-hak, who flew straight to Japan after the tournament.

However, media in South Korea said the players got off lightly by North Korean standards.

"In the past, North Korean athletes and coaches who performed badly were sent to prison camps," a South Korean intelligence source told the Chosun Ilbo newspaper.

Sunday Update One Day Late (Again)

Ooops! I forgot to post on Sunday! I'm so sorry!

But there's nuthin to say! Everything is fine. It's ferociously hot here, even in these high mountains. My son JP is here for a week or so. Bill feels great, sleeps great, his "machinery" aka post-surgical gear works SOMEWHAT well, allowing him a LITTLE bit more socialization time, but there are still surprises that wreck everything in an instant (it's something you just have to slowly get the hang of), and in other news, I still talk ten times more than Bill does, and he wishes I'd hush, and I wish he'd yap. Same old story...

SOCIALIZATION

We really aren't up to full socialization yet.

We thought we were.

But we aren't.

Because of the equipment not being reliable.

So if we aren't as visiting-friendly as we oughtta be, it's that, and takes a while.

So our current rule is this: we aren't really having anyone in (except the children), and we don't go out except for brief errands (Bill goes out a tiny bit more than I do).

But we want you to know: It reflecteth NOT upon our luvs for thee!
Or, do I mean, reflecteth not our luvs for thee, or is not reflectethed IN our luvs for thee? Shoot.

Next post, Sunday, August 1st!

Giddalong lil cowpokes...

Friday, July 23: Xray of Cowboy Chest Clear as A Prairie Dog's Howl On A Texas Evenin'!

I have only a vague idea as to what the title of today's blog post means. But, hey, it goes with the picture.

But I DO know that Wake Hospital called and said that Bill's heart has NOTHIN WRONG WITH IT. Totally normal x-ray!

Heeeeeeeerayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! No more checkups till the end of October!

So our next post will be this Sunday, July 25, just to keep things regular.

See ya then, cowpokes!

July 22: Just Got Home--Bill's Great!

This might be short because we just walked in the door at about 7 pm, and found out by phone that some company is showing up heretofore unexpectedly tonight at 11, so we had to clean the house and make beds, get towels ready, you know the drill...so now we're kinda pooped.

But here's the news!

1. Dr. Torti agreed with the radiology reading of the PET scan, that Bill has no cancer anywhere, including the swollen lymph node. Hooray! Halley-looyuh!

2. Dr. Torti's office took care of the Medicare letters and the PET scan will by paid for, saving us six thousand George Washingtons!

3. The only possible problem is that they are a little concerned about Bill's heart. He had swollen ankles today and for a few days past, and yesterday, after he hit 85 golf balls at the range, then drove in his car for 10 minutes to meet me at Goodwill, he was panting and very out of breath, even after the 10 minutes or so of driving. So Dr. Torti was listening to his heart for a long time, and part of the time Dr. T had his eyes closed and adjusted his stethoscope positioning in his ears, like he was trying to hear something tiny. And then he said Bill needed to get a chest Xray right then, before we left. So we went up to the 4th floor and he went in and got that Xray, while I watched Ellen DeGeneres on the waiting room TV. I missed one of Ellen's guest questions on a game she calls "Know or Go"--the question was, "In the Christmas song, O Tannenbaum, what is a tannenbaum?" HOW DUMB AM I NOT TO HAVE FIGURED THAT OUT? Some poor woman on the show didn't know either and, as a result, fell through a hole in the stage and disappeared. I was luckier.

So tomorrow they call us and tell us if his heart looks okay, but Dr. T said in the future, if Bill has any weird symptoms, just call his office and, "We're always here for you!" he said, in his movie-star-looking kind of way.

So I'll post again tomorrow with the news about the Xray.

I hope SOMEONE out there reading this ALSO doesn't know what a tannenbaum is. Because when I asked Bill what it was, as we walked to the parking garage, he looked at me like he thought I was kidding about saying that I didn't know, and I had to practically explain the law of thermodynamics to him on the way home from Winston before he believed I hadn't lost my entire IQ somewhere in the waiting room.

That didn't even make sense what I just wrote about thermodynamics, and he didn't really think I was THAT stupid. Well maybe a FEW miles short of an oil change.

Till tomorrow!

Love all!

The Government Shut Down 73,000 Blogs Today: If it Happens to This One...What You Should Do

In today's news, the government today shut down the ENTIRE "WordPress" blogging system because of copyright violations involving (although no one is sure why) perhaps, illegal movie streaming by some people's blogs.

This is a shocker because 73,000 people were keeping their blogs on WordPress and now they have lost their entire blogs, all their data, all their old blogs, everything gone, not to be returned to them!

The story said that other blogging systems could be next. My system, this one, is called Blogger.com. I suppose that if the FBI finds movie streaming violations anywhere on this system, or whatever they found on WordPress, the same thing will happen, and this blog system will be lost forever.

I regret never keeping copies of this blog from the start, but I never imagined that entire sites would be wiped out by the government. This is truly horrifying.

WHAT SHOULD YOU DO IF YOU COME HERE AND FIND THIS BLOG SYSTEM ENTIRELY SHUT DOWN AND WIPED OUT BY THE GOVERNMENT?

If that happens, and if you want to continue getting 'blog' posts about Cowboy Billy, then AT THAT TIME (no need to do it now) SEND ME AN EMAIL asking to be put on an emailing list. At that point, I will send out reports by email to the group of addresses that asks for emails.

So we would lose this blog, but you would still get the posts by email.

The only way you would know that this blog is shut down is by coming here and finding only a notice from the government saying they've taken it down. (I would not be able to put up a post that says "This blog has been shut down." There simply wouldn't be the blog anymore, and you'd see just a government notice.)

THAT is when to send me an email request to continue getting posts by email only.

How likely is this? I would guess pretty likely! Blogger.com has probably hundreds of thousands of people keeping blogs on it, and the chances that some of those people are streaming illegal films, or doing whatever they shouldn't have been doing, seems strong.

Meanwhile, if Blogger.com still exists on Thursday, July 22, that will be the next post, I expect.

Love to all yall...

Sunday July 18th

Yikes!

I got nuthin to report about Wild Willy!

But check back beginning Thursday evening, July 22, because that day, he gets a blood test and meets with Dr. Torti who will (a) tell Wild W. if he (Dr. T) agrees with the radiologist that the lymph node is nuthin; and (b) tell Wild Willy When he Wants him to Weturn to Wake for his next Wownd of Wexways (90-day checkup). (See what happens when I have nothing to say? I Wax Weird and Write Widiculous Words.)

SEE YA JULY 22ND!

THANKS FOR STICKING WITH US!

Diamon' Lil

Top 10 Cool Things You Didn't Know But Should've About a Certain Over-the-Counter Medicine

NEXT POST SUPPOSED TO BE SUNDAY, BUT THIS IS A GRATUITOUS TOSS-IN...

Bill and I are major googlers of all things medical these days. Today, we found out some stuff that is so amazingly cool...

...ABOUT AN OVER-THE-COUNTER medicine...

...that we (a) couldn't believe we could be THIS old and not know about; and (b) couldn't resist the temptation to share with you--even though it's not directly related to cancer, unless one has insomnia (struggling to justify this post, in other words, thematically). tee hee.

The following over-the-counter medicines are what we're talking about:

Benadryl
Sominex
Tylenol PM
Advil PM
Nytol
Unisom

A. All the above have the exact same active ingredient: diphenhydramine HCL.

In fact, Benadryl and Sominex have nothing BUT diphenhydramine, and are the same product under different names. (Did you know THAT?) The tylenol and advil versions are, again, the same product, only with tylenol or advil added to them.

B. DIPHENHYDRAMINE is the coolest drug ever.

C. Top 10 things you should know about the WONDERFULNESS of diphenhydramine:

* * * * *

1. OVER THE COUNTER: It's all over-the counter. Except in Russia and the Republic of Zambia. If you show up there with Benadryl or those other meds listed above, you can face PRISON!

2. NON-ADDICTIVE: It's non-addictive. Some pages claim you build up tolerance fast. Others claim they never build up tolerance.

3. FIRST ANTI-DEPRESSANT: Did you know that diphenhydramine was the first anti-depressant? It is a serotonin reuptake inhibitor, also known as SSRI. You know how many people take SSRI anti-depressants these days? And here's this humble medicine over-the-counter since the 1930s. PROZAC is nothing but diphenhydramine with the sleepiness removed from it!

4. PAIN KILLER: Diphenhydramine is exactly as powerful as Lidocaine for killing pain when applied or injected.

5. ANTI-ANXIETY MEDICINE: Yes, it stops anxiety. Of course, if you're asleep, you don't know what you're worried about, so that's part of its charm. haha Also, it is sometimes used in surgery to cause skeletal muscles to relax.

6. SLEEP INDUCER: Makes you really sleepy, and you wake up calmed in the morning from its anti-anxiety qualities.

7. STOPS NAUSEA: Can you believe this drug?

8. STOPS ITCHING AND ALLERGIC REACTIONS: In fact, per Wikipedia, there is NO prescription anti-allergic that works as well as diphenhydramine--even in hospitals, it is the first choice for allergic reactions!

9. ENHANCES THE STRENGTH OF PAIN KILLERS: When taken with certain opiods, it makes the power of the pain killer much stronger and, claim many people, seems to help the pain killer "locate the pain."

10. DOSAGE: In the US, the FDA requires boxes to say that you shouldn't take more than 50 mg dose. But in every other country, the dosage is recommended at 50-100 mg.

DANGERS
Well, yeah, there are some things you shouldn't do with diphenhydramine. You shouldn't use it for trout bait because it won't work. You shouldn't give it to kids because it can make them hyper. It can also do this to the elderly. Don't take it if you're a nursing mother. And you shouldn't purposely take a major bunch of it to get high, because it creates delirium and hallucinations.

Oh, I know SOME of you will say, duh, Beth and Bill, we knew this since we were like kindergarteners. But if you didn't know this, aren't you glad you know it now?

Talk to you Sunday! God willin' and the creek don't rise...

NEXT UPDATE: SUNDAY, JULY 18

I'm updating on Sundays unless something happens, then more often.

Last update was written yesterday, Monday, July 12 (one day late, ooops). It's below this post.

On July 22, there will also be an update after we see Dr. Torti at Wake Forest that day.

THANK YOU for following the plot! Love and Light to you!