He went off to church this morning wearing an orange and blue striped tie.
I said, "Why you wearin' that tie?"
He said, "Gators beat Tennessee."
I said, "Oh, you're celebrating?"
He said, "No, I want to rub it in for the Tennessee fans."
I said, "At CHURCH? Wow. Seems to me if you were really a Christian, you'd wear a Tennessee tie to commiserate."
He said, "Tennessee people don't wear ties."
No, he didn't really say that last line. I think he said something like, "Well if YOU were really a Christian, you'd be coming to church WITH me to give all the Tennessee people kleenexes once they see my tie."
Subject change: I'm writing on here every Sunday now, in case anyone wants to check. I said I was going to, then I forgot, then I remembered, then forgot, etc. But now I really am. Probably.
And for your dose of humor today, here's a Youtube video you can click on. It is completely clean, inoffensive on every level, just pure funny and BIZARRE. And it even has a little religion in it, if you look at one of the pictures on the back wall. I think these two people are Irish, though the song is in Spanish and has Russian subtitles, for the ecumenically-minded among you.
Also? Pray for Bill, because I want to learn to do what these people in the video are doing.
MAKE SURE YOUR SOUND IS ON! THAT IS MAJORLY IMPORTANT:
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