First, About Billybob:
Tomorrow, July 1, Bill and I and JG, Bill's friend since 8th grade, will go to Winston Salem for Bill's PET scan, which scan will check more than just his lymph node, we just found out. It will go from the base of his head all the way down to near his knees. I'm always in favor of more information, rather than less, and neither of us is worried at all that they will find anything besides that node they're looking for. He's been photographed more than the Eiffel Tower at this point, so what surprises could there be? (None, please!) I'll post the results as soon as we get them...
About Kim Jong Il--Some News In Brief to Keep You Current:
Kim Jong-Il Doesn't Know How He Keeps Winning Lottery
PYONGYANG—After winning his ninth $10 million lottery jackpot in as many weeks, North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il continues to be "stunned" by his good luck. "Certainly the fates smile with a benevolent countenance upon myself, the most Exalted Supreme Leader-For-Life of the great nation of Korea!" said Kim, who acts as Chairman of the National Democratic Council, Commander of the National Defense Commission, Supreme Director of the North Korean Powerball and MegaMillions Lotteries, and General Secretary of the Worker's Party of Korea. "Truly, heaven has blessed me once again with great wealth, as well as the love of my people!" The dictator said the winnings come at a particularly fortuitous time, as he is currently broke after spending all of his previous eight jackpots on plutonium. -- The Onion
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